baby: a....a

mom: airplane? :)

baby: *deep voice* aoba



"Well it’s either I have bad luck with girls or I love to sit on a giant dick." He giggled, though it was quite vulgar. "And yeah a lot of guys are douches but there’s those select few who aren’t totally whore bags." Lex said.

"Name some." he grinned. He would love to hear this.

"As far as I know…you. and my friend Scott from high school. And Jacques wasn’t a totally whore bag. I can’t the same for me though. People don’t lie about my reputation." He sighed. He had a hard time thinking about people who weren’t whores.


How my Red-tailed Hawk says hello. x

(via lokibannerpool)







nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

i love drake

this guy is a motherfucking legend!

Now all he needs is back up from Josh Peck

(Source: fivehundreddaysofawesomeness, via mittencuffs)

tyle type="text/css">body, a:hover {cursor: url(, progress !important;}Misa Amane - Death Note